12 Things I Learned from Flag Football

Stay-at-home moms typically wear workout clothes—and some of them actually have the time to work out.
I don’t have any non-business clothes. I only wear work clothes—and it’s very uncomfortable to wear heels on the grass.
It takes us two hours to get out of the house now that my kids are older. When they were babies, it was so much easier to find their shoes.
Healthy snacks do not include Doritos and juice boxes. You’ll be judged if that’s what you give your kids.
Moms are just high school mean girls with kids. The cattiness never stops.
Dads are tranquil compared to sports moms.
You don’t really notice other kids, since your child is always a superstar in your eyes.
Coaches hold the key to happiness for an hour every Saturday morning.
If you think maybe you’re babying your child too much, like holding him when he cries about not getting a touchdown—you are!
Losing well is so much harder than winning—not only for the children.
Flag football is hard, but the ice cream afterward makes it worthwhile.
Memories have little to do with winning or losing.